What's a PolyBear to do?

Ocean's on channel 258

Gott'a Love Humphry and the guys.

and

Indiana and the lost Oscar on channel 163

Yep, Chuck Norris at his best.

Thank you DVD

"Mumzie do we have any more

Raisinets? 

No?

Can you send Da after a box or three?"



It's Saturday - Saturday - Saturday

And a beautiful spring day here

The azaleas and dogwoods are all dressed up.

down the street you can hear

Mr. Rolston cutting his grass. He has the best yard

on the street.

Did you know you can get a robot to cut your grass?

Da says our yard is too big for that thing

I have no idea what FluffyKitty would do if a robot

Lawn Whacker got after him.

Oh - I got off track - Back to Saturday.

The birds are all having breakfast at the local

all you can eat cafe.

The squirrels too. That's George, enjoying

the first meal of the day at Da's squirrel proof feeder.

And me?

What's on my mind on this beautiful Saturday morning?

Waffles!

Wonder when Mumzie is going to get up

and get my Breakfast?

Also I think there is a Shawshank Redemption Marithon

on TBS today. As an ex-con, I know how Andy Dufresne felt.

I too was framed...



I'd Like to Thank the Academy

Yeh, it's Academy Awards Night

You know Oscar's big night.

My good buddy Billy Crystal was really shocked

when they asked him to host again. I gave him

some good lines for his opening and I think

he'll do the good job he always does.

I'll be there. watch for me. I'm sitting between Clooney

and the Pittster so that I can keep them from throttling

each other during their big moment as

Best Actor is announced.

Me?

I'm up for Best Blog by a PolyBear named ZeroBear.

I'm wearing a BowTie by Mr. John's Men's Store

with a Mumzie Knitted Hat and my favorite Da Sweater.

Cut down and custom tailored by Mumzie to fit of course

That's Miss Scarlett on my arm,

She's my main Holywood Squeeze.

Cute?

Yes I think so, but I've always enjoyed the

reputation of being a good looking PolyBear.



My Feet Are Not Happy

And I can't dance.

Otherwise I would have been perfect for the part.



New Spiderman Plot Revealed Here!

I have been given access to exclusive pictoral content
on the new SpiderMan 4 Movie that I'll happily share
with all of my faithful readers and the seven or eight others
who somehow stumble in here from time to time and say,

"What the heck?"

The working title of the fim is

Spidey and the Chameleon

Spidey will be up against his greatest foe ever

The dreaded genetically altered villian 

Panther Chameleon, who seems determined to

dominate the rain forests of the world.

Spidey remains as conflicted as ever but eventually triumphs

over yet another cosmetically altered foe

set on world domination.

Yes Panther, we're talking about you!

As usual there is a lot of stuntman action to keep us

on the edge of our seats as Spidey does things only

a spider could do.

I understand Spidey does all of it himself.

and he carries the work off very well.

Quite believable action sequences.

The climax contains Spidey in a wonderful

Shakespearean sililoquy in the great

"To Be or Not To Be" tradition.

Done in a very dramatic mountain top setting

that doesn't look contrived or anything!

3D? You betcha.

I'm Thinking Oscar!