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Apparently led by a few highly

Fanatical leaders



mobs of ducks have been disrupting traffic

as they protest their belief that ZeroBear PolyBear

International Blogging Services, LLC has not been

posting enough Duck Posts on the website

ZeroBear PolyBear (TM).

Apparently the belief is that more blog coverage has

been extended to

chickens than to

ducks

At last report a group of ducks has occupied

a strategic island in South Carolina. It is not known

how heavily armed they are, but apparently each

of the occupiers

has two wings.

No reason for the occupation has been announced.

We will cover these troubling events

and bring you additional reports as they unfold. 

Today's Weather Report

- Mumzie is sunny and bright

- Da is partly cloudy with a chance of evening storms

Moving on to local news:

- There is a chance a certain PolyBear may be banned

from Interwebs usage when Da sees what happened 

to his razor.

 Who-da thought shaving FluffyKitty

would wreck a Norelco?

Sports?

The 2012 nearly naked kitty races were a big hit with

local sports enthusiasts today who cheered wildly

as ever popular FluffyKitty woke up and coverd

the course from back door to 12 feet up

the Sycamore Tree in a respectable

9.6 seconds.

Race offical ZeroBear PolyBear, esq. assured the spectators

that FluffyKitty would eventually come down for the

gold medal award ceremony.

Closing Commentary by

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

"Do you know the difference in a good haircut

and a really bad haircut?

"About a month"

Be Careful Out There

Yes, News Junkies

ZeroBear PolyBear International News

Services, LLC has uncovered another disturbing

crime statistic that you need to be aware of so that

you can protect your property from the criminal element.

Cattle rustling is on the rise!

Rustlers have common characteristics that

make them stand out from the general population.

They are not all that difficult to recognize

Cows aren't either.

Any time you see a cow and a rustler in the same

area you should get very suspicious.

Also, it never hurts to be

proactive in protecting

your cow...

Tieing him up is fine, but you might

want to consider a chain and padlock

an ounce of prevention and all that stuff.

A little forethought can

save you from a world

of grief later.



You must know this

There is simply no way to justify what I am

about to share with you today, plus you probably

already know that I am not in the business of justifying

what I post, so get ready because here it comes.

Once again, your government has been caught

carrying out horrible genetic experiments

In top secret research facilities.

Once again, the chief investigator

of ZeroBear PolyBear News Services, LLC

has uncovered, dramatic photo evidence from

the interwebs showing the levels government scientists

will sink to in order to complete their attempts to create

horrible monster genetically altered creatures for who knows

what reason.

How do they do it?

Radiation? Maybe

Horrible naturally occurring chemicals? More Likely.

However, regardless of how they are doing it,

you must be told that our government is trying to

alter the genetics of humanity.

Get ready.

Womens, childrens and sissy men might want to

not look at the following photo of the horrible cross

species experimental life forms that have been created.

If this is too much for you, remember,

!!!! YOU WERE WARNED !!!!

shocking isn't it!

This must be stopped.

As long as you guys just sit back and say

nothing, ths will continue.

You have been warned.

This post has no subject

And no real photo documentation.

which is good, because if it had

some of you wouldn't be able to stand the shock.

All I can say is it is your lucky day.

For those who go away angry if they

don't get to look at something shocking

while they are here

(you know who you are)

Here is some dirt for you.



Shocking Revelations

Yes,

ZeroBear PolyBear News Services Intergalactic, LLP

has once again brought you the news that all other
news services were too whimpy to deliver.

Last night, while finishing the research on my latest book

"Mumzie's Waffles The Wonderful Story"

on sale at a book store near you for the 2012

Christmas Sales Season, beginning July 6, 2012.

I came across startling evidence of horrid genetic research

a shady world government which I can't name, because

the French are really likely to file a lawsuit in the world court

these days, is undertaking.

Should you know about this?

!!! IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO KNOW !!!

REQUIRED WARNING STATEMENT

The following photos may contain visual documentation

so dramatic and realistic that some womens, childrens

and a handfull of girley men will find offensive, scary

and therefore, ipso, exeo, Heraldero Geraldo, Mumbo Jumbo

exfacto, Giganto Pacto, these peoples should go watch the

latest SpongeBob marithon, brought to you by

Bubba's Cola Corporation

and their fine line of soft drinks, available at 

most curb markets, Self Serv Machines

and Soda Fountains near you.

"Bubba's Bubba's drink the best

cause other drinks don't

pass the (burp) test."

Back to the report

I was shocked, I was Startled, I was grossed out. I was bearly

able to sleep last night ("Bearly" - Get it?).

I just crack myself up at times...

Anyhow,

You need to see this!

Some of this is gross!

Gross is a medical term so I can use it on the InterWebs.

That that InterWebs Censors!

Be prepaired to be shocked!

Yes! A Penguin Dog!

and A Penguin FluffyKitty

You must understand

I have no choice but to show the next photo.

It's my duty as an InterWebs  journalist

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I know - Now you do too.

!!!   THIS MUST BE STOPPED   !!!

!!! It May Be Too Late !!!

Horrible Government Experiments Exposed!

By Ace Reporter

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

Should we be allowing our government to do stuff like this?

You tell me...


Photo harvested form Interwebs, so it must be true.

2012 - by

ZeroBear PolyBear News Services International, LLC

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Attention News Junkies

I have been informed that certain high level

military units have been equipped with

a new series of anti-personnel weapons

that are so terrible that no one other than

ZeroBear PolyBear News International, LLC

has the guts to make photos of them public.

When I became aware of this horrendous new

weapon and the military's intent to use it,

I knew that there was no way I would not share the

photos provided to me with my public,

because that's the kind of PolyBear I am.

THE FOLLOWING WARNING

IS POSTED IN CONCERN FOR 

WOMENS, CHILDRENS AND

SEVERAL SISSY MEN WHO

READ THE BLOG.

*****

Do not view the following photo

if you are subject to severe

nightmares, emotional breakdowns

or screaming meemees.

*****

READY?

*****

YOU SURE?

*****

Shocking, Isn't It...