More About ZeroBear - Driving Peeves

Most of the time I love driving

And I'm pretty good at it.

But I hate driving in

heavy traffic

when

everyone

ahead

of you

is going

really slow.



Look and be surprised

If you think

this guy was surprised.

Consider how surprised

the guy behind him was.



Things you don't want to see

when you look out the window.

Example #1

Maybe it's just me, but this

would not be a happy view.



Bad Ideas

Blue is a nice color

Just makes you feel right, doesn't it.

Beautiful Blue

There is a lot of it around

Never too much

However

I just can't make

this

be a good idea.

Some things just weren't meant to be,

Yak, Yak, Yak

Are there times you just like peace

and quiet?

I do too.

The trouble is most of the time

Most folks only want to

Yak Yak Yak!

Yakkers just drive me crazy

Yak Yak Yak

so much so that I find myself

doing something drastic.

So anyhow, let's all calm down ...

The PolyBear wants some peace and quiet.



Horrible Government Experiments Exposed!

By Ace Reporter

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

Should we be allowing our government to do stuff like this?

You tell me...


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You Saw it First on ZeroBear PolyBear Blog

Attention News Junkies

I have been informed that certain high level

military units have been equipped with

a new series of anti-personnel weapons

that are so terrible that no one other than

ZeroBear PolyBear News International, LLC

has the guts to make photos of them public.

When I became aware of this horrendous new

weapon and the military's intent to use it,

I knew that there was no way I would not share the

photos provided to me with my public,

because that's the kind of PolyBear I am.

THE FOLLOWING WARNING

IS POSTED IN CONCERN FOR 

WOMENS, CHILDRENS AND

SEVERAL SISSY MEN WHO

READ THE BLOG.

*****

Do not view the following photo

if you are subject to severe

nightmares, emotional breakdowns

or screaming meemees.

*****

READY?

*****

YOU SURE?

*****

Shocking, Isn't It...

Beware

Yes friends, I have uncovered a situation

that not only do you need to be aware of,

but you needs to be wary of!

What, you ask?

Some Pizza Parlors is putting less sausage on their  MeatZaPizzas!



No wait, it wasn't that.

Nuns is roaming the streets with guns

No wait, it wasn't that either

but that is kind'a scary.

Not as scary as blue boogers

\

Or fungus run amok

That's Uncle Juan with the mushroom

that tried to eat FluffyKitty last night!

Seriously!

We is having it for dinner tonight

sauteed in butter with thin sliced sirloin,

shallots, red wine and heavy cream.

Fear no more about that

I is talking about something really scary

However

At the moment

I can't remember what it is

Uh

Wait!

Mumzie is calling

I'll get back to you after snack time.

Cookies and Chocolate Milk can't wait.

Any Experts Out There?

FluffyKitty and I was having a nice outside in the misty rain afternoon time today

when we found this mushroom patch

I convinced him that they was just as good as those stroganoff guys

that FluffyKitty likes to munch on when Mumzie isn't looking.

Anyhow, he chomped a bunch of them down

and every since,

he has been acting all weird like.

Right now, he is out in the barn

talking about Dancing Mushrooms

Coming down the street

And

Blue Boogers

I hates it when he talks about blue boogers

cause some of them scares the BeeGeeBees out of me.

Would an Alka Seltzer help?

Tums?