Wow

I am speechless

Actually I'm not, I just don't know what to say

except, at's-a one big donut!

as is this one

Unimpressed with big donuts?

OK

how about a big Pecan?



We break from our important coverage

of Pittsburgh to bring you late breaking news

that today is National Donut Day!

Yes fried pastery fans,

our hope for you is that

somewhere in your day you can work in

a trip to your local Donut store and

Have a Donut!

Some folks will do whatever it takes to get

their favorite snack with a hole in the middle.

As for me,

I can't wait for Da to take me down

to Dan The Donut Man's Donutland.

I may have two!

Hope you have a good day

that has at least one

Donut in it.



Snacks

You ever absolutely crave a snack?

Yeh, me too.

Everyone has their favorites.

The birds here have been snacking heavily lately

Deer, too.

I have my favorites and will go to great

lengths to get them

This bear seems willing to go out on a ledge for

a snack (click on him to see him better).

You Ever Realized You Were In Trouble?

What do you mean ZeroBear?

Oh you know - you're out in the ocean taking a

nice deep water swim, chatting with a buddy in his 

kayak. You're picking on him about what a wuss

he is for not swimmming. It's a beautiful day.

The water is great.

Then you hear those famous last words,

No, not

"There's a bite missing from my funnel cake!"

although that would be pretty bad.

The words you hear are,

"What's that in the water over there?"

Example #2 of bad stuff happening

You are an excellent surfboard paddler.

You love being out there in the deep water doing your thing

You are the best

For you to lose balance and fall off into the ocean

just about never happens.

Then

You have no idea why, but

You decide to take a look behind you...

and the words "Oh Noze!" are all you can get out

before you feel an inquisitive little nudge to the back 

of your board.

Remember

The ocean belongs to the sharks.

and to them, you are not much more than

a food item.

Am I exaggerating?

I think not.

Now, excuse me I have some

funnelcake investigations to complete.

"Da, have you been

messing around with my Funnelcake?"

Beware

Yes friends, I have uncovered a situation

that not only do you need to be aware of,

but you needs to be wary of!

What, you ask?

Some Pizza Parlors is putting less sausage on their  MeatZaPizzas!



No wait, it wasn't that.

Nuns is roaming the streets with guns

No wait, it wasn't that either

but that is kind'a scary.

Not as scary as blue boogers

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Or fungus run amok

That's Uncle Juan with the mushroom

that tried to eat FluffyKitty last night!

Seriously!

We is having it for dinner tonight

sauteed in butter with thin sliced sirloin,

shallots, red wine and heavy cream.

Fear no more about that

I is talking about something really scary

However

At the moment

I can't remember what it is

Uh

Wait!

Mumzie is calling

I'll get back to you after snack time.

Cookies and Chocolate Milk can't wait.

By the way

World disaster day is only 15 days away.

Are you ready?

I am.

Except I needs more raspberry Zingers,

cause you can't ever have too many Zingers, especially raspberry ones