Olympic Surprise

I was scrolling through the Olympic Options

on TV this morning and look at

what I found.

Unicycle Polo

No wait.

That wasn't the Olympics

That was from UPN -

The Unicycle Polo Network

and they aren't covering any

Olympic events this weekend.

What I found was Olympic

race car driving.



Now that's an Olympic Sport

I could do for my country.

because

I like going fast.

and

I have a nifty driver's license that

I purchased on FakeDriversLicenses.com.

Only $28.93 charged to Mumzie's PayPal account.

And most of the time I am a really good driver.

I know, there was that one time

when I over-reved Da's mid-life-crisis-mobile.

and the time I confused the

gas and brake pedals while adjusting

how Da had his truck parked

and

since you bring it up, there was that other time

but that pole jumped in front of me at the last instant.

It was an assident. I have no idea why they

put a pole on the sidewalk.

It's one of the least crowded places

to drive (duh).

Anyhow, I'm available to help the good old USofA

Olympic race team whenever needed. Just send a

plane ticket and I'll whiz right over.

I like red cars most.