Mr. ZeroBear,
Can a person be too happy?
Signed,
Mr. Smiles.
Washington, D.C.
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Dear Smiley,
Do you have any idea how much like ... uh ...
what's his name? Anyhow, you look a lot like him.
Cute Kid. Hope you told her to wear her seat belt.
Da always straps me in tight.
Anyhow - getting to your question.
Most of the time I am very happy.
I have my friends
I have a special e-mail lady I met on the interwebs
in the Pink Ladies of Vegas Chat Room.
I have several really nice flashlights.
And the Chipmunks.
And I have a Mumzie who makes really good waffles.
However, some folks
seem just a little bit too happy.
So, maybe you can be.
Signed,
ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.
P.S. Are you sure you're not him?
That picture could have fooled me.
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