One Last Olympic Moment For 2012

I'm sorry London.

I got sidetracked and ignored the second half

of the wonderful sporting games

that graced your fair city this summer.

I have no idea what I was doing, but

I completely ignored posting any kudos after the

USA BB Dream Team's 4,873 to 12 victory

over East Tonga

or any mention of the thrilling metal match conclusion of

elephant polo

or the thrill of watching the

16 hour nonstop coverage of the closely contested

Underwater Bicycle Marathon

or the incredible come from behind victory

of the USA's own Forest Gump in the

213 meter gold metal dash.

And last but not in any way the least

The touching video piece NBC did

on Barksley BrownPuppy

after he won The Gold for Labrador

in the 400 meter Dog Paddle.

Olympic Surprise

I was scrolling through the Olympic Options

on TV this morning and look at

what I found.

Unicycle Polo

No wait.

That wasn't the Olympics

That was from UPN -

The Unicycle Polo Network

and they aren't covering any

Olympic events this weekend.

What I found was Olympic

race car driving.



Now that's an Olympic Sport

I could do for my country.

because

I like going fast.

and

I have a nifty driver's license that

I purchased on FakeDriversLicenses.com.

Only $28.93 charged to Mumzie's PayPal account.

And most of the time I am a really good driver.

I know, there was that one time

when I over-reved Da's mid-life-crisis-mobile.

and the time I confused the

gas and brake pedals while adjusting

how Da had his truck parked

and

since you bring it up, there was that other time

but that pole jumped in front of me at the last instant.

It was an assident. I have no idea why they

put a pole on the sidewalk.

It's one of the least crowded places

to drive (duh).

Anyhow, I'm available to help the good old USofA

Olympic race team whenever needed. Just send a

plane ticket and I'll whiz right over.

I like red cars most.

Swimming with Phelps and the guys

It has been a long day of watching the 2012 Olympics.

What a great show

I can't imagine why Da didn't get us some tickets

to London and ringside seats for the events.

At least he lets me sit close to the TV, so I

have a pretty good view.

I do have one question about swimming,

How the heck do they keep

the water out of their nose?

I hate it when I get water up my nose.

Maybe I should consider

trying out for the rowing team.

I could be that guy in the back that yells,

"Hea you up there in the third seat,

ROW HARDER!"

I could be good at that job and

it would be a great experience,

as long as nobody tried to throw me into the lake.

Because I'd get water in my nose for sure

if they did that to me.

Maybe I should try out for

Olympic boat racing.

Looks a lot safer to me.



Volley Ball - It's a Jock Kind'a Thing

Hard to not watch because of the

Brotherhood of the Ball.

They look good enough to make it without ZeroBear

leading the effort at the net, blocking, smashing

and spiking the ball down the opponents throats.

Been there done all of that.

However, it's hard to have to deal with the self proclaimed

TV know it all commentators.

Yak, Yak, Yak

Bla, Bla, Bla

So much noise.

So little said.



Go Away

...

I said go away

It's a close game, so you need to

Leave The PolyBear Alone!

It's the good old USofA vs Lithuanhochiawaynea.

This one won't be a blow out...

Now, no more interruptions for at least another 7 minutes.

Go Guys, you can do it.

Dribble, Push, Shoot, move that ball,

Bla, bla, Bla, bla.

Just do it.

Hea we won!

Reminds me of my days as a big time NBA star.

You didn't know that?

I don't talk about it much.