Housing Option #14

Oh those Realtors.

There is one in New Jersey

who knows how I feel about

the coming Zombie Apocalypse.

Zombies?

Yep, and

I hope you are prepared

I know

That

I am ready,

As are lots of

my blog fans.

Anyhow this realtor in South Carolina found the perfect

property for Zombie protection.

I know they can't swim and I assume

They don't own boats. 

Do they?

My hope is if they do they will get eaten by a big old

shark wile trying to boat out to get me.

 

I know you're asking

How will I get out to my island fortress and back

to Mumzie each morning for

breakfast?

 

Well, I

haven't quite figured that out yet.

But I'm working on it.