Antigravity

Yesterday, I was channel surfing

And I stopped for a moment on the Pig Network Channel

 to watch some of the national Pig Antigravity Races.

some of the racers were pretty good and that started

me looking at this entire antigravity stuff.

this guy is pretty good at it, but I quickly realized that

Cats are masters in the field of antigravity.

As I understand, they have to put a string on this guy

sometimes to keep him from floating away.

So, How do they do it?

I spent a lot of time researching and finally

discovered at least part of the answer.

It is best summarized by the following:

The discovery of what cats have evidently known

all along has led to several significant patents

in the field of antigravity.

Like this one by H.W. Wallace

or

this one. I forget who filed it, but it plainly relies

on big beer kegs of Ms for its power source.

Antigravity is actually pretty simple when you can see

the charts and graphs.