Finally

A helpful aid for those who always whine that

they have nothing to do.

Soon to be available at a home improvement store

near you or by mail for only $2,459.87, plus shipping.

Another nifty product from

ZeroBear PolyBear Amalgamated, Conglomorated, LLC

Note:
Color, Design, Content and construction
of your wall kit may vary.

In case of out of stock conditions,

a nice stick, similar in form and construction
to the one shown here may be substituted, carefully
selected for you by ZeroBear PolyBear.