Jaws

Yes there was a movie.

In fact there have been quite a few movies

and books written about these horrible monster

fishes of the oceans, lakes, ponds and mud holes

out in Da's driveway.

I think most of them would have been better

if they had named them Teeth

Teeth 1, Teeth2, Teeth3

You understand?

It is a well known fact that Sharks

have lots of teeth

Big Teeth

And they aren't afraid of sinking them into you.

Do you know what you have right behind
those big shark teeth?

Big Sharks

Great big sharks

Who don't care who they eat!

Or how many.

How many times must you be warned?

Gotta run now.

SpongeBob is coming on!