Alas, Miss Scarlet and I have had a falling out.
(sniffle)
She left me for some Hollywood Actor Bear.
(sigh)
He turned her head with that ritzy west coast lifestyle
"Honey This and Honey That"
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(Uncomfortable interlude as an extended period
of uncontrollable sobbing passes)
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I may have found a remedy though. In checking out
all of the Mental Health and Wellness sites:
1 - Dear Abby
2 - Advice by Amanda
3 - Lost Love Tips by Louie
4 - Darleene's do it this way
5 - Wally's Words of Wisdom
I have found there is help to get you through the healing process.
With the help of Dr. Mumzie's Waffle Treatment
I may make it through this.
I hope the waffle iron holds up to the task ahead
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