I didn't either until last night
when I foolishly Googled "Flying Sharks"
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Shark watchers have been seeing flying sharks with greater
frequency over the past several Discovery Channel seasons.
As near as I can tell, here is what always happens.
The weather girl (Angie in the AM) predicts a perfect day
and you decide to go fishing. The only boat you have
is pretty small and the ocean is pretty big, but you don't
plan on going out very far.
What could go wrong?
(foolish peoples always say this.)
You get to a good looking spot and stop to fish.
You are minding your own business when
Key Jaws Music...
Jeepers!
Sadly this is all that is left of the three of you and
your sack of P-Nut butter and Raisin Sammiches.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
What can you do?
First of all,
little boats is for idiots. You shouldn't go fishing in
anything smaller than this.
But more sensibly.
This is as close to the water as I get.
"Do you have the channel changer Pearlie?
Discovery Channel Shark Encounters is about to start."
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