So what was the damage?

As you can see

I made it unscathed.

But

I am an expert at this survival stuff.

So how did the world do with Friday the 13th?

I spent most of the early hours this morning

in research and here is what I discovered

Some folks had a pretty bad day

that I'm sure they would rather forget.

Why you'd do some things

on Friday the 13th I can't imagine.

and

Why you'd try a new look

on Friday the 13th

is beyond me.

as a matter of fact I would never,

never, never suggest trying anything

new on Friday the 13th

As usual, it was

a day of disaster

for many folks.

***

So now it's Friday the 14th.

uh Saturday the 14th.

Which I proclaim to be the International Day

of Waffles

as soon as Mumzie gets up and asks

what I want for breakfast.

You might want to hide your car today too

This shot just came in from a friend of the blog in

Crab Corners, CT.

Sad, but predictable for Friday the 13th.

This guy

has the right idea.

No that's not FluffyKitty. I have no idea where he is.

Probably under a bed somewhere.

I don't recommend doing that.

I got attacked by an angry dust bunny once.

Pssssssssstt,,,

Over here

Did you find a place to hide?

Yeah, I did, too.

Only 18 more hours before it's over.

Good luck...



Friday the 13th Survival Kit

You're going to need a few things if you 

expect to survive tomorrow.

I'll try not to burden you down with a lot of

frivolous unnecessary stuff, so let's take a moment

to make a list of the basic stuff you'll to get

before midnight.

Maintenance of proper fluid levels is important.

I recommend a 12 pack.

Proper energy is important. These survival bars will help

keep your energy reserves at the proper high octane level.

Most health food stores (like the gas station) stock a good

assortment of these calorie supplementation bars.

As an unlicensed health professional, I recommend cream filled

red coated cake, rolled in coconut

(AKA Raspberry Zingers).

These things are like

full of vitamins (really).

I don't recommend taking a cat with you when you

hide away, but FluffyKitty likes this stuff.

I'm more of a fishsticks and tatertots kin'da guy myself.

Hopefully for dinner tonight because they are not so

good after they get cold.

These basic items should get you through.

Oh take a flashlight, cause some hiding places

can get kin'da dark and sometimes you guys

get scared of the dark.

not me....

Let's try to be reasonable about this for once

TOMORROW IS

FRIDAY THE 13th

AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

OK, here's the plan

The dreaded day officially starts when

the big and little hand on the

big scary clock in the front hallway

both hit the 12

(just after Letterman goes off)

and that thing starts bonging

out the late night bong of DEATH!

At that point, I can't help you and it's

every PolyBear for himself.

If you are not well hidden at that point

you are cold oatmeal.

Comprende?

Here is

where I will be and

This will be the condition of the world for 24 hours.

Good Luck pilgrims. You'll need it.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Is this?

Friday the 13th?

No?

But it is Friday, right?

Good, because Friday is

Fish Sticks Day!

If it's not the 13th



So, How did you do yesterday?

I made it through almost unscathed

There was one scary moment when I

was attacked by a wild dust bunny

behind the china cabinet.

But I negotaited my way out of an unpleasant outcome.

And then I ran like heck.

Happy Saturday the 14th.

Warning Friday the 13th comes on a Sunday next month.

That's the very worst way  (on Sunday) to have

Friday the 13th.

You need to start your preparations today.



Almost over

This has been a bad one

But I have found the perfect hiding place.

Figure it out if you can Friday the 13th

Until Midnight and Saturday the 14th

I am a vapor.

Take that!



Let's hope old hiding places are the best

Because

I'm running out of places to hide from this

most terrible of days.



Go away!

That's not me under that couch

OK it is.

Hard to hide some days.

I need to do better.

Leave the PolyBear alone!

How many more hours until tomorrow?



No It's Not A PolyBear

Are you playing find the PolyBear again?

Yes, it may look like a PolyBear

But it's not

Guess I need to move again.

Friday the 13th - whatt'a ya do?



That hump is not what you think it is

I'm thinking that Mumzie

probably swept something under the rug.

Yes that might look like a PolyBear hiding under there

but it isn't.

This is not my hiding place until Saturday the 14th

and a safer world comes around.

Guess I need to find a better hiding place.



What's Today?

?

Whew.

There's still one more day before.

Every PolyBear for himself day.

I feel that I should ask a few questions,

because that's the kind of PolyBear I am.

1 - Have you stored up enough emergency

rations to get you through the day?

or

I'd go with shelf stable non-perishables

2 - You'll need plenty of liquids. Thought about that yet?

or better still

I recommend canned beverages -at least a six pack for

each PoyBear in hiding.

3 - No sense not being fully prepaired. Agreed?

You can bring along some perishables

as long as you quickly consume them.

Anyone with any sense at all will hide until it is over

4 - So, have you identified a place to ride out the storm?

I'd select the best hiding place I could fnd, if I were you.

Good Luck.

You'll need it.

I Must Admit

I'm getting nervous.

It's like you're here

and you know it's coming at you.

and there's nothing you can do!

What is it now?

Two more days?

Anybody know how long it would take to have one of 

these installed? And will they sell you one on

Mumzie's paypal account?

At the moment

This is the best I have and honestly

I don't have a lot of faith in it.

Friday the



Only two days left.

We're taking a day or two off this week

Probably Friday, because I can't tell you

how bad that day will be. I have no real way
of knowing, except that I'm thinking

it will be filled with horrible things like

fire in the sky

Locust swarms

and

(aaargh)

the words are too painful.

They fail me.

By now you probably have figured out that that day is

Friday the

I wish you luck

You'll need it.