Shocking Revelations

Yes,

ZeroBear PolyBear News Services Intergalactic, LLP

has once again brought you the news that all other
news services were too whimpy to deliver.

Last night, while finishing the research on my latest book

"Mumzie's Waffles The Wonderful Story"

on sale at a book store near you for the 2012

Christmas Sales Season, beginning July 6, 2012.

I came across startling evidence of horrid genetic research

a shady world government which I can't name, because

the French are really likely to file a lawsuit in the world court

these days, is undertaking.

Should you know about this?

!!! IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO KNOW !!!

REQUIRED WARNING STATEMENT

The following photos may contain visual documentation

so dramatic and realistic that some womens, childrens

and a handfull of girley men will find offensive, scary

and therefore, ipso, exeo, Heraldero Geraldo, Mumbo Jumbo

exfacto, Giganto Pacto, these peoples should go watch the

latest SpongeBob marithon, brought to you by

Bubba's Cola Corporation

and their fine line of soft drinks, available at 

most curb markets, Self Serv Machines

and Soda Fountains near you.

"Bubba's Bubba's drink the best

cause other drinks don't

pass the (burp) test."

Back to the report

I was shocked, I was Startled, I was grossed out. I was bearly

able to sleep last night ("Bearly" - Get it?).

I just crack myself up at times...

Anyhow,

You need to see this!

Some of this is gross!

Gross is a medical term so I can use it on the InterWebs.

That that InterWebs Censors!

Be prepaired to be shocked!

Yes! A Penguin Dog!

and A Penguin FluffyKitty

You must understand

I have no choice but to show the next photo.

It's my duty as an InterWebs  journalist

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I know - Now you do too.

!!!   THIS MUST BE STOPPED   !!!

!!! It May Be Too Late !!!