Another Legal Problem...

What's a poor little worldwide famous PolyBear to do?

Da and I spent all day yesterday

giving depositions at the law offices of

Zukownski, Wojohowitz, Kowakzyck & Smith, LLP

who it seems have decided to file what I consider a 
frivolous civil action (lawsuit) against

ZeroBear PolyBear,esq

ZWK&S, LLP represent snooty claimants from

the American Society for the

Prevention of the Misrepresentation of Ducks as Chickens

AKA - ASPMDC

It seems that a chicken photo I used earlier this week

was actually a duck

WHOO'DA THUNK THAT?

So we spent the first hour or so

answering the questions?

1 - Did it Walk like a Duck?

2 - Did it Talk like a Duck?  

3 - Did it Act like a Duck?   

and me answering each question with a sincere

"Didn't you guys have a pastry tray brought in?"

cause what good is a nasty legal grilling without

a tasty assortment of sticky buns?

Chocolate milk would have been nice also but

they had no chocolate milk either.

From the very first I knew it was going to be a bad day

I think we reached a final resolution sometime after a lunch that

Da and I had to go purchase on our own because they neglected 

to have anything brought in.

Thanks for the Tater Tots and Corn Dog at Sonic, DA

You Duh best Da ever! 

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Anyhoo - Here come Duh Lawsuit

Settlement Mumbo Jumbo Statement

We finally agreed to have me make.

(Quote)

In full resolution of all claims brought forth by  ASPMDC

as represented by ZWK&S, LLP

(your one stop service when you want to sue somebody)

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq sincerely (sic) makes the following statements.

Ducks is Ducks.

They is not chckens and never has been chickens.

Chickens is Chickens

and

Ducks is Ducks

and

(unquote)

That completes my legal settlement responsibility.

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