New Year Food Stuff and Such

So, right after breakfast this morning,

I caught Mumzie cleaning off the table

and asked, "Lunch?"

She mumbled something about a Mumzie's

work never being done and said,

"Silly Bear. It's New Years Day. You know how superstitous

your Da is. As a southerner, he has only one thing on his mind.

Black Eyed Peas."

I had no idea he even knew who they were.

So Mumzie and Da trooped off to church and

Peaches, Herb and I got into our very best duds

for our New Year's day lunch guests.

Peaches happens to be their biggest chipmunk fan.

Just look at  how excited she is!

Right after they came home from Church,

Mumzie got busy setting the table for lunch.

 Black eyes peas, ham, corn bread and slaw.

Yummy. My belly is about to pop.

I have no idea what happened to the Black Eyed Peas.

Maybe they had problems with the tour bus after their concert

last night and got stuck at some truckstop in Shreveport.

What a shame for them. They missed some really good grub.

2012

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Hu Rah!

From all of us

to all of you

Da says I gotta go to sleep now.

sheesh!

New Year's Resolutions

Some socilogists say they are healthy and others

who study the quirks and foibles of humanty

are inclined to state that we sould not fool with them.


So, what do you think?

As for this little PolyBear, I plan on making some.

So, for better or worse,
Let's go!

Resolution #1

I will be nicer to FluffyKitty

who seems to have some issues with trust lately

since that little incident with the electrical outlet.

Resolution #2

I will work in whatever way I can to achieve world peace

I'm thinking of inviting both sides over for Mumzie's pancakes

Cause it's hard to be angry with a big mouthfull of pancakes.

Maybe they will recognize my work by awarding me

the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize (sponsored this coming year by IHoP)

Resolution #3

Reach out to foreigners.

This is our recently moved into the neighborhood neighbor

Dr. Xing, who just showed up one night and lives down the street

I'll start with him, and if it works I'll move on to

His wife Edna,

who honestly scares the BeeGeebees out of me.

Resolution #4

Loose some weight.

Cause I has noticed a little bulge here and there

And since after the last time Mumzie washed my sweater

it seems a little snug.

Peaches and Herb say they will help me,

by backing up the zero adjustment on the scales

each morning before Da does my weigh-in. 

And lastly

cause it's possible to make too many

resolutions and by spreading yourself too thin

set yourself up for failure.

Resolution #5

Eat More FunnelCake!

Come on 2012.

I is ready!