Ask ZeroBear

Dearest ZeroBear,

Just like that other one looked a lot like that other her,

I have been told that I look a lot like another her.

I need to know. Is there a chance for us?

With great affection,

Me

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Dearest Me,

Yes you do look a lot like that other her.

However, before making any long term commitment,

I need to know, What is your attitude toward



Tatertots?

Surely you understand that a PolyBear

needs to keep his priorities in order.

Also, do you by chance live close to a

Root Beer store?

Waiting patiently for your answer,

ZeroBear