This guy scares a little PolyBear
Why?
Number 1 he is bad Ugly
He makes Da in the morning look good.
And Da won a prize for Scary Old Dude
of The Year last year from ASODA
(American Scary Old Dude Association)
I entered him in the contest by paying the $50.00 entry fee
with Mumzie's Pay Pal Account and he won
this lovely thermoformed plastic trophy
that was only $39.95 extra
(shipping not included).
This Grinch guy does the best Da in the morning
impression I has ever seen
Anyhow he isn't scary because of how Da-ugly he is.
He is scary because
he tried to steal Christmas.
and
made little kids cry
He was aided in his dastardly effort by an evil
Demon Dog
However
The story had a happy ending
And the Grinch got his own reality series role on Seseme Avenue
Word is he is in the running to replace Letterman if he ever retires.
Sorry Craig.
No comments:
Post a Comment